The Paranoid Test

Are you convinced that the universe itself is conspiring against you? When the odds that something bad will happen are one in a million, do you assume that you will be that one person? Find out how paranoid you are with this test.

Read each question carefully, and choose the answer that best describes your typical attitudes, thoughts, feelings, and behaviors. And remember, this test is just for fun!

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"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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