Who Said It #1

Who said it?: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Who said this about an outbreak of typhus during the Russian Revolution?: "Either socialism will defeat the louse, or the louse will defeat socialism."

Who said it?: "Eureka, Eureka, I have found it!"

Who wrote it?: "If music be the food of love, play on..."

Who said it?: "Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration."

Who said it?: "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and this is not being talked about."

Who said it?: "It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Who said it?: "I don't even know what street Canada is on."

Who said it?: "The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while Nature cures the disease."

Who said it?: "A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."