The Paranoid Test

Are you convinced that the universe itself is conspiring against you? When the odds that something bad will happen are one in a million, do you assume that you will be that one person? Find out how paranoid you are with this test.

Read each question carefully, and choose the answer that best describes your typical attitudes, thoughts, feelings, and behaviors. And remember, this test is just for fun!

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Rather than focusing on what's going wrong in your life, ask: "What is going right"?
"Everyone wants to save the world, but no one wants to help mom do the dishes."
P. J. O'Rourke
Don't try to predict the future. Create it.
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