The Paranoid Test

Are you convinced that the universe itself is conspiring against you? When the odds that something bad will happen are one in a million, do you assume that you will be that one person? Find out how paranoid you are with this test.

Read each question carefully, and choose the answer that best describes your typical attitudes, thoughts, feelings, and behaviors. And remember, this test is just for fun!

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Spend some time getting to know yourself. What are your true beliefs and values?
"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
Mark Twain
There are no lost opportunities; you didn't "miss the boat." Boats come to port many times.
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